Tag Team Champion (1), World Hardcore Champion (1)
"Hah hah hah!"
For a while, since being screwed out of the world hardcore title by CrazeeKim,
Boneyard's whereabouts have been unknown. However recent reports from Corporate
Ken suggest tearfully that his former partner in crime from the tag team 'Mash
and Bone' was lost and killed in the Rainforests on a holiday.
Boneyard is ever so slightly deranged, to the point where he will out stare
you with insane grins. However his prowess in the ring, on the mat or in the
backyard are clear to see. Always well-dressed, Boneyard suffered a long
time from ridicule from fans claiming he was 'too much like the Rock', when
he was clearly taking the p*ss rather than honouring the former WWE Champ.
Boneyard claims that his 'bone' will outlast any 'rock', any day. Goodness knows what
that's supposed to imply!
So Rest in Peace, Boneyard. We will always remember you.