Extreme Posse Wrestling
'Free from politics, ignorance & lameness!'
The Bristol Posse, or just "The Posse" as we're known, are the driving force
behind the EPW, and where it all began at least four years ago.
EPW is here for fun and to entertain you. We are not trying to compete with any
other federation, or to do what they are doing. We are not imitating the WWE
because we don't want to be like Pro Wrestling feds. We want to be clean, we
want to be fun and we want to be relaxed about it. So, if you're here to sling
mud, you might as well jack it in now, because we aren't here to listen, only to
EPW Fast Facts :
Who? The Posse, and many of their closest friends!
Currently there are 16 active wrestlers on the EPW roster, as well as 7 inactive
or ex-wrestlers. They all have bios on the bio page.
Why? Most of us like wrestling, and since there
aren't any wrestling schools around here, EPW is the only way to get on the mat.
We also don't agree with or align ourselves with the use of real blood or
violence, glass or nails, guns or knives, under 16s in the ring, sexual
immorality of anything else of that nature.
When? Originally EPW started out as friends who
liked wrestling trying out stuff together and messing around at Posse Parties,
which was looking back on it, somewhat dangerous and a little immature. But now
it's a lot more organised, safe and very professionally arranged to ensure
health and safety are kept high priorities.
What was that puppet? Red Fluffy Monster, Mr.
Inflatable Alien, Lord J Gronsmere and his brother, Cuthbert, are all characters
represented by inflatable or plush toys, that you will see from time to time!
EPW is run by logically tolerant persons residing in the UK. All attempts will
be made not to deliberately offend; however if you are especially offended
about it and we'll always attempt to listen to your problems when ever they are
reasonable. If you're offended by wrestling or the usual contents of back yard
wrestling; don't watch!
EPW's wrestler and owner base is predominantly Christian, although not all those
involved in the EPW are Christian or even religious. Therefore certain standards
will be adhered to in the production of our shows; they will be clean, there
will be no cussing (especially directed at The Almighty), and there will be no
racism, sexism or anything else of that nature either. So if you came to see
nudity, you came to the wrong place! Although we do have divas ... and even
clothed they look darn nice ...
We're not about trying to 'be real', or dropping each-other onto a dish of light
bulbs in an attempt to be harder than someone else. However, we do have FULL
length shows and use tables, ladders and chairs, unlike so-called hardcore feds
who only show little clips of insane and dangerous stunts done by kids who have
no idea what they're doing.
We don't care if you think someone's headlock is on the wrong side. We couldn't
give a monkey's if you believe our wrestlers are too thin, too fat or not using
light tubes. We are the EPW and we're not trying to be like any other fed, ever.
The whole roster would like to thank the fans for their patience in standing by
us as we've spent time developing EPW from a party to a concept, to a preview
Free-For-View premier show (Monster June 2002) and finally to a fast-evolving
back yard wrestling federation with a splash of British humour and a wave of
amusement running throughout. We're not trying to out-extreme anyone, we already
*know* we're hilarious!
We are doing something for FUN, so live with us or live without us; but you'll
never change us because we're lovin' it, lovin' it, lovin' it!
Thank you and goodnight!